Hoping to return to the glory days it had with players like Michael Irvin and Ray Lewis, the University of Miami signs 7-year-old YouTube sensation Latarian Milton to a football scholarship, (satirically) reports Gregory Urbano.
Though Cleveland fans might not want to admit it, the union of Lebron James and Jay-Z is only a matter of time. So rather than try to convince James to stay, it's time to face reality and see that James' departure was in the cards from Day 1.
Looking to create a historic American sports monument, Gregory Urbano selects the four athletes worthy enough to grace 'Mount Sportsmore.'
Despite his respect for Kobe Bryant as a player, Gregory Urbano was so tired of the whining, he made a list of 10 excuses Kobe could use for losing to Boston in the NBA Finals.
Comparing them to his favorite 10 'Baywatch' babes, Gregory Urbano presents 10 of his favorite highlight-reel making athletes.
While the 1992 Dream Team was the greatest compilation of NBA talent ever, Gregory Urbano is eagerly anticipating the 2008 Summer Olympics to see if that's still true.
From 'losing sucks' to 'bitter exclusion,' Greg Urbano lists the things he has learned from being a sports nut.
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